Last month, four noble stoners gathered to determine a top pre-roll choice. Three strains were suggested by a lovely Clyde Street NSLC employee.

Meet the players:

ChillThrills420:
1. Mood : A four all day, getting up to a six the more I spend with friends distracting myself.
2. Physically: Anxiety Physical Symptoms. First day of period!
3. I smoked weed earlier which helped. I thought of abstaining to almost ‘save myself’ for this. But I did smoke earlier…it was not from the NSLC

Lucy LaPlante:
1. Smoked half a joint earlier, half indica half sativa that I mixed…then around 4 or 5 I smoked half a sativa joint.
2. Mood: 7. Pretty good mood today. I got okay sleep last night which helps and got work done today which also helps.
3. Physically: I’ve been really stiff. Between shoulder blades/spine

Doobay:
1. I was overwhelmed for a lot of the day.
2. Overall had a stressful day and it was unexpectedly overwhelming, which made me anxious.
3. Have not smoked previously in the day.

TRAILBLAZER’S “PROHIBITION:”

Lucy LaPlante
I believe someone at the company said it was named Prohibition because its low-price is gonna like, “end the black markeeetttt!!!”

ChillThrills420
Oh my god. It’s so small.

Lucy
Half joint half filter!

ChillThrills420
I wanna compare it to the ‘premium’ one we got. (popping open Breathing Green pre-rolls) Oh my god look at these bad boys. That’s…that’s wild.



Prohibition, Blend 19 and More A-Peeling

(interlude to smoke first pre-roll and stream the Canadian party leader’s English debate)

ChillThrills420
Well the roach fell out.

Lucy
The joint just…fell in half.
It’s tiny.

ChillThrills420
There’s honestly not much to say about it. It’s fine. It was a joint!
And to be fair, it was the cheapest.


(interlude to watch more debate. Joined by friend Doobay)

Lucy
We had to smoke the second trailblazer because of this debate.

ChillThrills420
The second one went over better.
I feel a bit of head-vibes but not too too stoned.

Doobay
For a second it had the taste of like…dill pickle chips?

ChillThrills420
It would be a good strain if you wanted to wake and bake.

Lucy
Any mood or pain ratings change?

ChillThrills420
I definitely do feel better. I’m not giggly or anything. I feel grounded.

Lucy
I feel grounded too.

Doobay
I’m a little warm in the chest and behind the eyes.
I feel more relaxed.

ChillThrills420
It did take two joints to get here, mind you.

Doobay
I bet if you smoked one of those joints to yourself you’d feel pretty good.

Lucy
We all have pretty high tolerance though.

ChillThrills420
This debate could have given us an opportunity to feel really anxious? But I…feel okay to watch it?

LUCY
We just mute the white supremacists.


murmured agreement. interlude to watch more debate. 

We are Joined by friend Vivica A. Pot, 
  

Breathing Green’s “More A-Peeling:”

ChillThrills420
This is a premium strain. And local!

Lucy
So we understood (from the NSLC) that Breathing Green and Skosha are the same company. Breathing Green is their premium, and Skosha would be their mid-price-point offerings.

Lucy (to Vivica)
So tell us on a scale of 1-10 how you’re feeling?

Vivica A. Pot
I’m super exhausted but was just rejuvenated by my bike ride here. Also I’m wearing yoga pants after a few weeks of pure work clothes. Jeans. So restrictive.

ChillThrills420
So on a scale of one-to-ten you’re feeling?

Vivica
Feeling, Bourgeois.

ChillThrills420
I already feel better but it’s hard to tell if it’s the More A-Peeling, or Vivica coming in.

Doobay
I feel a lot calmer.

Vivica
I gotta say this goes down smooth.

ChillThrills420
Smooth and it feels very uplifting. And I already feel it — in a good way.
This could be a great strain for anxiety and depression

Vivica
Yeah is this a sativa, I feel great? I’m skyrocketing to a ten. Or maybe it’s just being with you guys!


(interlude to watch more debate and let the THC settle)

Lucy
So here’s the thing, we smoked two Trailblazers in a row, so we may as well, and did, smoke two of the higher THC hybrid from Breathing Green.

ChillThrills420
My review of this is, “very good,” highly recommend

Lucy
My parents were always proud when I got a VG on my report card

Doobay
I’m feeling much more giggly. A little sillier. More ‘up.’ It’s really nice. And I don’t feel anxious or anything, still very energetic. I’d give this a good 8/10.

Vivica
Very uplifted. My heart feels like it has little fairy wings in the best way – a little pitter patter of a good time. My eyeballs are like (cartoon sound).


(Lucy dims the lights)

Lucy
It’s nice to be together

Vivica
It’s certainly nice to share with friends

ChillThrills420
This is the kind of joint where you can get too stoned? Not in a bad way but in the way you kinda stop thinking and then are like… “wait what is happening?”

Vivica
Happy escapism pot!

Vivica
On a scale of cozy room to warm breeze this is like…sitting on.a warm dock.

ChillThrills420
And (Trailblazer) was like…. hanging out by the trash cans after school!

Lucy
I feel like I need to stretch a lot. I walked for an hour today and also danced up a storm at my friend’s wedding on the weekend. Every now and then I love a strain that’s like, ‘hello friends i will be laying down on the floor don’t mind my yoga!”


(interlude to eat snacks!)

CANACA’S “Blend 19:”

LUCY
This Canaca tube is heftier than the other tube pre-roll packages I’ve seen. You have to squeeze to open the tubes, and this is so much easier on my little hands!

ChillThrills420
Trailblazer had the least product, and the most packaging.

LUCY
It’s a company owned by the Trailer Park Boys, ever heard of ‘em?

VIVICA
No.


(we get confused about which order the Blend 19 joint was being passed in)

(we smoke and play a rollicking round of Quiplash)

LUCY
Okay how are we feeling?

ChillThrills420
I’m feeling it behind me eyes

Doobay
Super fun to play this game right now.

Vivica
It’s relaxing for sure. I feel an “awareness” in my jaw.

DOOBAY
I don’t feel burnt out right now. Over the course of the evening it’s been a nice gradual build, I’m in a comfortable place.

THE NEXT MORNING (via FB messenger):

Lucy
I can’t make sentences hahaha

Doobay
I have a weed hangover. Very fried.

Vivica
I confess to being TRES HIGH when we parted ways.
I could barely open my eyes at the same time this morning.

ChillThrills420
I’d be most excited to buy More A-Peeling again.

Doobay
More A-Peeling was my favourite.

Vivica
Yeah, that one was a real lift! Would definitely use it to cultivate happiness and creativity again.

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